Top 10 List of Reasons it's Time for My Husband to Come Home:
10. The boys have turned on me and decided to boycot my girly hair products.
9. It's not worth it to clear the piles of laundry off of my bed, so I have been sleeping creatively.
8. I'm on day 3 of the same bottle of wine...it doesn't taste so good on day 3.
7. The gal that did my audit today thought I was crazy...my first meaningful adult interaction in 3 days and I was chatting up a storm. I may have bordered on stalker.
6. I fell asleep watching 24. This, is a travesty.
5. I put on Fox news yesterday, just to make me feel like he was here.
4. I watched the Bachelor Finale. This too, is a travesty. He would have definitely talked me off that ledge.
3. The hot tub cover has about 2 1/2 feet of rain water on it, and the kids were watering the plants with it today.
2. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold off "knock down the daddy"...I mean, "mommy".
1. I actually talked back to the TV tonight....really.
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